Dressed to K.I.S.S.

Dear faithful fan base of one,

Sorry I've been gone so long. I know you've been sitting on the edge of your seat, dying for another post and at last, here it is. You're welcome!

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I don't know what I was thinking when I put this together! [insert burst of cheesy, cheesy laughter here] I'll blame it on the weather. It was a chilly ! [The Miami excuse for whipping out winter gear at random times of the year]. And Lord knows as soon as one wind blows too cold, we all whip out the Snow Boots and Trench Coats [insert a brisk "ha!" because I think I'm on a roll].